My wife–Reenie–has now perfected the quickest way to get computer scammers to hang up:
HIM in strong Indian accent: I’m (mumbled name) from (mumbled company). Your PC has been infected with malware.
REENIE: My PC?
HIM: Yes, every time you buy something on line, malware downloads onto your PC.
REENIE: But we don’t have a PC.
HIM: Is this the Kimball Fisher home?
REENIE: Yes, but we don’t have a PC. So you must be lying. Are you lying? Are you one of those scam artists that steal money from people?
REENIE: Does your mother know you scam people for a living?